Pacific student to face double for actor Neil Patrick Harris
The forthcoming movie adaptation of popular television series “How I Met Your Mother” will soon be receiving a little Boxer Spirit. Senior Justin Dean has been selected to be a face double for Neil Patrick Harris. “This whole thing was … Continued
Professor’s arsenal of bribery expands to include booze
Philosophy Professor David Boersema said he would follow the lead of other faculty members and result to bribes to get students to enroll in his classes. “Chris Wilkes serves his students tea and cake,” said Boersema, “And I have to … Continued
Football team enters new scooter regime
What was once recreation for few will soon be required of Pacific’s football team. The commonly seen Razor Scooters being ridden by some Boxers are required of the whole team at the start of April. “We are hopeful that the … Continued
Zombies: ‘Hide yo kids, hide yo wife’
Something nefarious has brewed in the blood of Pacific University students. Early eyewitness accounts tell of a new outbreak of the T-4 zombie virus on the Forest Grove undergraduate campus. Pacific’s resident zombie expert David DeMoss has studied and taught … Continued
Campus internet down after UIS forgets to reset password, Pacific goes back to dial-up
All broadband internet traffic at Pacific University came to a screeching halt Thursday, as UIS staff members forgot to renew its set-to-expire password and became locked out of its own system indefinitely. The lockout, which occurred at about 7 a.m., … Continued
New name oddly accurate for PU science campus: cuts out excess fat in title
With the restructuring of the College of Arts and Sciences, a name change will also occur, Pacific University President Lesley Hallick announced Caturday. Starting next year, the college will be known as the “College of Sciences, etc.” This change is … Continued
Student held captive under U.C.
A Pacific student was missing March 30, according to unidentified officials. Index reporters attempted to acquire the name of the student, but were continually told that under FERPA, the name could not be given. According to Campus Public Safety Incident … Continued
York University scholars to host social media seminars
Pacific’s Media Department will soon welcome York St. John University’s Drs. Sunil Manghani and Abhay Adhikari. On April 5, the two visiting scholars will be teaming up to hold a faculty seminar titled, “From Hyperlocal to Globally Anonymous: Digital Identity … Continued
Lu’au: Longtime tradition returns for 51st year
As winter makes its slow transition into spring, Pacific students can count on three things; rain, more rain and the return of Lu’au. On Saturday April 9, Pacific University’s Na Haumana ‘O Hawai’i, also known as the Hawai’i club, will … Continued
Alumni giving at all-time low, poses threat to future
Pacific University’s new fundraising campaign will look to alumni for most of its contributions, but a downward trend in donations may pose a threat to its success. The campaign’s main goal is to generate money to increase the endowment and … Continued
CGE hopes to draw greater audience in future for Women’s History Month
The Center for Gender Equity wrapped up their celebration of Women’s History Month on March 30 with a discussion on women in the work force held the Forest Grove Library. Although this was one of many events that CGE hosted … Continued
Cake’s new album continues downward trend
Nothing is more painful in the music world than having one of your coveted bands release a new album that comes up short. Unfortunately when it does occur, it can be hard to come to terms with a band’s new … Continued