Phil and Sawyer Busse are back with more absolute bangers!
Q: Why did Dracula go to the library?
A: He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
Q: Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
A: He went through his books too quickly.
Q: What is the spookiest kind of author?
A: A ghostwriter.
Q: Where does the library keep books about Big Foot?
A: The large-print section.
Q: Why do mummies love libraries?
A: They get all wrapped up in a good book.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the library?
A: To bone up on his reading.
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