An oak tree was recently chopped down on Marsh Lawn as part of the preparations to make room for the university’s new science complex. Out of the stump popped biology professor Deke Gundersen. Clad with a bushy head of hair … Continued
Pacific University could very well see fake tans and tiger blood sometime in its future. After hearing about the success of last year’s Pacific University Legends Golf Classic two celebrities, Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki from the “Jersey Shore,” and Charlie … Continued
The forthcoming movie adaptation of popular television series “How I Met Your Mother” will soon be receiving a little Boxer Spirit. Senior Justin Dean has been selected to be a face double for Neil Patrick Harris. “This whole thing was … Continued
Philosophy Professor David Boersema said he would follow the lead of other faculty members and result to bribes to get students to enroll in his classes. “Chris Wilkes serves his students tea and cake,” said Boersema, “And I have to … Continued
What was once recreation for few will soon be required of Pacific’s football team. The commonly seen Razor Scooters being ridden by some Boxers are required of the whole team at the start of April. “We are hopeful that the … Continued
Something nefarious has brewed in the blood of Pacific University students. Early eyewitness accounts tell of a new outbreak of the T-4 zombie virus on the Forest Grove undergraduate campus. Pacific’s resident zombie expert David DeMoss has studied and taught … Continued
All broadband internet traffic at Pacific University came to a screeching halt Thursday, as UIS staff members forgot to renew its set-to-expire password and became locked out of its own system indefinitely. The lockout, which occurred at about 7 a.m., … Continued
With the restructuring of the College of Arts and Sciences, a name change will also occur, Pacific University President Lesley Hallick announced Caturday. Starting next year, the college will be known as the “College of Sciences, etc.” This change is … Continued
A Pacific student was missing March 30, according to unidentified officials. Index reporters attempted to acquire the name of the student, but were continually told that under FERPA, the name could not be given. According to Campus Public Safety Incident … Continued
Professor Mike Steele can still recall coming to Pacific 36 years ago with long brown hair and a new opportunity to teach while pursuing his personal interests. Steele has been a professor in the English department and Pacific’s handball coach … Continued
Alicia Elfring Elfring, a student in the College of Education at the Eugene campus, was killed in a single car accident early the morning of Saturday March 12. Robin Keillor, Director of the Counseling Center, was present in Eugene on … Continued
For the first time ever, RHA showed a “dive-in” movie in the Aquatic Center Tuesday night. Students swam in the pool while the movie “Free Willy” was projected onto a wall of the center. “We wanted to show made-in-Oregon films,” … Continued