Told by Phil and Sawyer Busse!
Q: Where do you find bad pumpkins in Forest Grove?
A: In the seedy part of town.
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite movie?
A: Pulp Fiction.
Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What did the pumpkin say to the baker at Slow Rise?
A: Use apples!
Q: Why shouldn’t you eat too much pumpkin pie from the dining hall?
A: You’ll get autumn’y ache.
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