By Index faculty adviser Phil Busse and his 9-year old son Sawyer
Q: Did you hear about the turkey that joined the Boxer baseball team?
A: He covers first baste.
Q: Did you hear about the turkey who lost his left leg?
A: He’s all right now.
Q: What did the ocean say when it saw the Mayflower crossing?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: How do potatoes get across Hagg Lake?
A: On gravy boats.
Q: What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
A: Yammies.
Q: What do math majors eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: Did you hear about pumpkin pie that apologized?
A: It was a piece offering.
Q: Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?
A: They’re too corny.
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