New name oddly accurate for PU science campus: cuts out excess fat in title

With the restructuring of the College of Arts and Sciences, a name change will also occur, Pacific University President Lesley Hallick announced Caturday.

Starting next year, the college will be known as the “College of Sciences, etc.” This change is meant to emphasize the goals of the restructuring.

Runners-up suggested include “Colleges of Sciences and Whatever,” “College of Sciences and Lesser Things” and “College of Sciences and Everything Else.”