Bean Bags & Plywood

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Pacific University will be expanding its already healthy athletic program next year with the addition of a coed varsity cornhole team, according to an anonymous source in the Stoller Center. Athletic officials refused to verify or deny the addition. “It … Continued

Student Parking

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Pacific will say goodbye to sports and hello to free parking with President Lesley Hallick’s announcement that Hanson Stadium will be used as a parking lot. “Students have been complaining for years,” Hallick boasts. “But the sports teams have become … Continued

Old Professors, New Adventures

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Every year incoming freshman are graced with the opportunity to take a voyage with fellow classmates. This time gives students the valuable chance to make new friends, interact with their peers on a deeper level, and prepare for the start … Continued

Goodbye Boxer III

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The days of the Boxer here at Pacific University have come to an end. The university has struggled in recent years to find a mascot that better exemplifies school spirit and campus life, but the wait for true representation has … Continued